
NOT ME
This isn't me. But he's handsome no?​
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When you search "Strange Man" on Wix, this is the first image that comes up. Seems a little brutal on their part. I think he looks just fine.
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I'm actually Carter (see text upper left)
See Play for the real me.
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Things that won't help me on the job but are cool: I have a 30 inch vertical jump. A senator gave me an award for youth civic engagement, I broke my back in 8th grade, I've sung the national anthem at an NBA game, and my boss forces me to mouth-trumpet "Taps" every time he leaves the office for the day. I love it!
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Things that might help me on the job but are less cool: I ran a Stand Up Comedy club in college. I won some student awards in advertising that few (rightfully) care about.
And I'm not actually this guy <--
But if I was I woudn't describe myself as "strange"
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If you're not convinced consult my
They are few, but glowing.